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overlord of toast

1. The almighty ruler and grand poobah of anything that ever was, is, and ever will be toast and/or toasty.

2. a person who replaces any given word with the word "toast" or its subsidiaries.
1. I rule you beacuse I am the Overlord of Toast!

2a. Go toast yourself.
2b. "How are you today?" "I'm quite toasty, how are you?"
2c. Shut the toast up you mothertoaster!
by Toasty November 28, 2004
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toad yo ass

by kneegero November 5, 2019
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toaster

a toaster uses magical power to turn bread into toast in 2 minutes or something.
toaster something
by nolifejim November 23, 2020
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Breakfast Toaster

A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
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full toad

1. To become more fearsome than ones average self

2. Becoming something greater than oneself during a clutch moment

3. To succumb to hate fueled hostility

4. Grotesque

A reference to the movie segment "Mother of Toads."

An old witch turns into a beautiful, very fuckable, and green version of herself. This is perceived as hot by many.The slime covered and green hottie has more sex appeal than her human skinned second morph. Everyone is watching intently, when suddenly... she goes full toad, and is no longer just a slightly frog-like, slime covered babe. Oh no, she is now basically a toad on 2 legs, which pushed the weird hot, unique thing too fucking far. (This is what it was inspired by, even though the meaning doesn't correspond to the disposition and agenda of the mother of toads in the movie.)Full toad is akin to going ham, just 27 fold in ferocity.

Everyone has the potential to go full toad, be it by hatred, sexual arousal, self defense, etc. It's almost like going so ham that you become an entirely different monster, for better or worse.
Example 1:

"I was overcome with hate and arousal. The only thing I could do was go full toad."

Example 2:
Person number 1: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen."

Person number 2: "Yeah, that was full toad."

Example 3:
"Yeah, I was backed in a corner. I had to go full toad or I would've been toast."
by chokapotamus December 28, 2013
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toasted tomato sandwich

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005
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The Poe Toaster

The "Poe Toaster" is a mysterious figure that arrives at the location of Edgar Allan Poe's grave in Baltimore, every year. He or she has done this at the same time since 1949, early on the morning of his birthday, on January 19th. The "Poe Toaster", dressed in black, with a black overcoat and scarf around their face, enters the gates of the Westminster Hall and Burying Grounds, proceeds to Poe's grave and upon reaching it, toasts the grave with a half-bottle of cognac and leaves three blood-red roses.

Nobody has ever tried to talk to or interupt the figure that appears every year as a sign of respect both to Poe and to the "Poe Toaster", nobody knows who he/she is, but it is commonly thought it is simply a fan of Edgar's work. The "Poe Toaster" has often left messages behind on paper such as "Edgar, I haven't forgotten you" and in 2001 "The New York Giants. Darkness and decay and the big blue hold dominion over all. The Baltimore Ravens. A thousand injuries they will suffer. Edgar Allan Poe evermore."
If you don't belive in the Poe Toaster, go and see him for yourself on January 19th 2006!
by I am NOT the Toaster September 8, 2005
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