Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.

We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.

by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024

I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them

Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!

by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023

Israel

When you claim someone's rightful property as yours

Oh no! Benjamin just israeled my child!

by banjana June 11, 2024

Israeled

When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.

What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him

by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023

Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

The Israel Defense Forces are committing genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024

israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.

Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!

by ggreals November 4, 2023

Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

He stole my idea, presented it as his own, and then cried plagiarism when I called him out. I guess he got Israeled!

by TheComputerNerd December 27, 2023