kilo titties

when your best friends mom's boobs are so big you can rack a kilo of cocaine on them.

Dude look at your moms kilo titties!

by soggydoggy April 3, 2009

Bitch Titties

1. See Man Boobs
2. What you say whenever something terrible happens.

2. I was playing Mario Kart and I was in 1st for a while but now I'm in 12th. Bitch Titties!

by Drbrendan October 26, 2008

Triflin ass titties

Floppy, lazy ass titties that just lay down all day and don't do a damn thing.

Yo man. U see dat ho ova dere? Dat skank ass has sum triflin ass titties. Her titties droop so low, they look like basset hound ears.

by Steve January 11, 2008

tittie stick

A super skinny bitch with extra-large breasts.

Picture Nicole Richie with Pamela Anderson knockers. Nicole would be a tittie stick.

by d-unit plus 2 September 25, 2006

frog titties

titties that are flat, far apart, and that have lost the war with gravity.

deflated or saggy titties.

dude 1: yo, come look at these titties...why are they laying so flat???

dude 2: eww dude, she got frog titties!!!

by I_JEDI March 7, 2011

tupper-ware titties

Fake Breasts

She said "I want you to climb in this underwear, silly"
But I was turned off by her tupper-ware titties

by rae October 21, 2003

man titties

breasts on a man

a sign to lay off the bacon double cheesburgers & super-sized fries

also known as man boobs

Hey, Tony... when you & your woman make love WHO SUCKS WHO'S TITTIES?!

by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004