Tired af

Tired 'As Fuck'.
He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
by 123whopding February 28, 2016
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nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
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Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.
Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 02, 2019
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Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.
Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.
by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023
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Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
by MotherSally June 28, 2017
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Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high
Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk
by EMSP420 June 13, 2019
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Jacqi Tired

A unique form of tiredness which replaces being hungover in select individuals; The superhuman ability to become intoxicated multiple nights in a row but never suffer the ill effects of a hangover thr following day.
"Wow. What a night. We drank like we did 20 years ago in college. I am soooooo hungover. How do you feel?"

"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
by Gympy January 23, 2021
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