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Tired af

Tired 'As Fuck'.
He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
by 123whopding August 22, 2016
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Jacqi Tired

A unique form of tiredness which replaces being hungover in select individuals; The superhuman ability to become intoxicated multiple nights in a row but never suffer the ill effects of a hangover thr following day.
"Wow. What a night. We drank like we did 20 years ago in college. I am soooooo hungover. How do you feel?"

"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
by Gympy January 23, 2021
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Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high
Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk
by EMSP420 June 13, 2019
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Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.
Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.
by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023
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Sleepy tires

"sleepy tires" - noun/ adj/ reference 1.ones tiredness coming over themselves 2.the tiredness 'rolling' in such as tires roll 3.degree of measuring tiredness, doziness, grogginess ©MacJan,2011
by Macjan October 10, 2011
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tire of shame

1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.

2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.
Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.

Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.
by the_poor_soul January 1, 2012
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Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.
Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019
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