bling-ringed

When your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you're not at home.

Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.

"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"

"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"

by matty-g October 24, 2014

short ringed

When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.

Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.

Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.

by reveren December 22, 2013

Greed Ring

A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen

"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"

by Darklightinthenightstar May 28, 2015

ring stabber

someone who loves anal giving to much

Elton John what a ring stabber

by tenbob July 8, 2009

Peace Ring

The simplest definition for the peace ring is Larry Stylinson

"Peace Ring is real"

by harrystylespeacering May 19, 2022

crusty ring

When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.

"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"

by Sam Pant's Loose Vag April 19, 2016

hater ring

A ring you wear on your middle finger. It gives the haters something nice to look at while you say fuck you.

Damn did you see her hater ring? That shit almost blinded me!

by mllebills October 17, 2009