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Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
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(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.
I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.
by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018
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Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
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Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.
Hey it's Jake I wish I knew him just go ask him.
by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018
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by the main skater boi October 11, 2020
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Jake is a amazing person he is very hot and sexy he is very good when it comes to sex he usually has a big dick and is very strong he will have girls looking more than once at him he is very nice kind and respectful guy once he loves you he will work hard to give you anything you want
damn is that Jake he is so hot
by Crystal oropeza May 23, 2018
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Jake is a very athletic, kind and attractive person. He is somebody you want to get with and if you let go you will regret it for the rest of your life. But, if you mess with Jakes friends or family he will be the first one to stand up and beat your ass. You want a Jake type in your life
-If you disrespect jake or his friends/family your in trouble

- Jake is compared to a gem
by FAP trib daddddddddy June 29, 2019
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