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Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
by CumSlvt October 12, 2016
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Curling iron

Adj used to label someone that is so gay they change others straight habits into curly habits similar to a curling iron curling hair straight hair
Wow this chick is a damn curling iron over here.
by Poelator February 16, 2018
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curl polymorphism

A naturally occurring condition in which an individual’s hair displays multiple curl patterns, textures, or shapes within the same head or even along a single strand. This variation may be influenced by genetic diversity, follicle shape, environmental conditions, or hormonal changes, and is especially common in individuals with textured or afro-textured hair
Oh darling, I have curl polymorphism it’s when someone has shape-shifting curls. I’ve got everything from 2B waves to 4A coils, all on one head!
by Azira July 31, 2025
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Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).
Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.
by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016
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wii curling

by wiicurler May 29, 2010
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hook n curl

It’s the art of using ones middle finger to massage, stroke or prod the G-spot of a potential female victim. The hook is employed when the above mentioned G-spot has been located. At that point is when sexual euphoria takes over the female to the point all inhibition has been lost or cast away. If the hook n curl or HNC as its commonly called is masterfully delivered a female cannot resist. Most say that it is a life changing sexual event.
Hook n Curl is like Colt 45, it works every time!!
by duckninja6 May 25, 2011
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Curle

Let's find the Curle, and bolb it away
by Markiplier Swear word...... January 2, 2022
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