Days of the Week 

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

Days of the Week by TheMan August 24, 2004

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar

Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.

run the wood by jobens April 3, 2012

Hit the wood 

Smoke weed.

"Man I hit the wood 5x n put that hoe out, I’m high asf" "I’m high affff , I only hit the wood 3x’s .. I’m detoxing myself next month"

Hit the wood by Hit the Woodman March 12, 2021

Dwayne The Wok Johnson 

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh

Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

Dwayne The Wok Johnson by The Talibans friend November 2, 2021

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by I Have No Name October 8, 2017

Ease a Gator Into The Water

The need to take a shit.

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.

Ease a Gator Into The Water by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

Best friend in the world

The person who you trust your life with and you will never stop loveing because their amazing they also sometimes steal your food

Hey you see Ryan well that’s the best friend in the world to Ethan

Best friend in the world by Sword flash March 17, 2018