slurpee

Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.

We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.

by twncntry December 23, 2021

Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.

Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts

by Mr.UniverseVR June 23, 2022

Slurpee

The female equivalent of receiving a "blowjob" or head.

"Jenine girl go get yourself a slurpee you deserve it"

by The genius johnson February 26, 2022

Slurpee

food and nutritious

slurpee is very healthy food and nutrition

by Gorilla_Boi_9194 March 08, 2021

Slurpee

Some chav

You're a slurpee

by NOT CatCat March 28, 2020

Slurpee

Something you buy at circle K

I went to 7 Eleven and bought a Slurpee

by Yeetis to the feetis June 25, 2019

slurpee

eating out a pussy that was just came in.

dude i was eating her out and she gave me a slurpee.

by asdfasfijsafg June 08, 2019