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Slurpee

When one man cums in a girl and another sucks it out. Also known as people named Matt Richard’s.
Matt Richard’s loves giving slurpees.
by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025
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Banana Slurpee

A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.
Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.
by Com-un-Sense December 7, 2018
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Slurpee

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself
Slurpee is such a fuckin goat
by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019
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Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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slurpee

Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
by twncntry December 23, 2021
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Dell Slurpee

After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching
"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.

"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.
by LemonadeMan August 23, 2008
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Arkansas slurpee

When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
by 333bam September 14, 2024
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