Sad Drunk

A sad drunk is a person who only induldges in alcohol when he or she must get his or her mind off something that is deeply troubling them.

Gertrude bacame a sad drunk once Ken broke her heart.

by ChaoticKitty March 21, 2008

Sad Twerking

A quote used by a fan of Lana del Rey for a meme.

~People think that you can’t dance to ‘Cherry’ but look, I’m sad twerking to this song

by I just don’t know August 8, 2019

Sad handjob

A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.

After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.

by Sad handy August 20, 2013

Sad Boi

Young male who spends most of his time in the feels, listening to artists like Drake and Bryson Tiller. They stay up really late thinking about past relationships, and what could have been. This behavior is very common post breakup.

Mike: Man, I haven't seen Steven since his breakup with Molly, I'm really worried about him.

Josh: Yeah, he's been a real Sad Boi lately, always in the feels.

by squaaad up November 14, 2016

sad case

A contemptible and depraved individual, one whose actions are an embarrassment to himself and/or others.

That kid is a level SR130 on Halo 4 and it's only been out for a month. What a sad case.

That kid spends half his days on Facebook rummaging through his news feed. What a sad case.

That girl cares about what people say on Facebook. What a sad case.

by MrKapper Is Back January 2, 2013

sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound

I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night

by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019