muppet-philiac

A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.

You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.

Steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as Miss Piggy.

by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009

muppet show

a group of morons in close proximity, behaving as morons do. the muppet show can often be seen at said morons natural habitats, such as:

1. chav infested shopping centres on saturdays
2. 'up town' on a friday night outside a nightclub
3. political gathrings, especially if George W Bush is in the vacinity (though he is by no means the only culprit, just the biggest.)

person a: why has that lad got bounced from a nightclub for being blatantly underage, staggered into the road swearing, flashed his arse at the police and got arrested whilst his fat girlfriend screams and hammers the riot van with her fists?

person b: the muppet show must be in town.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

Montreal Muppet

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog

My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.

by Nick Pee March 22, 2019

Muppet Kisses

A Muppet Kiss involves a great big kiss on the lips that ends with a smacking sound and a MmmmmmmmmmWaaaaaaaaaa

Muppet kisses is the sort of kiss Miss piggy would give poor old kermit when she finially corners him

by UKCD July 5, 2010

muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

Man Muppet

A guy who gets fisted.

you'll never get any friction with him - he's a Man Muppet.

by GLM11 August 13, 2011