inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

pre cramps

When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period

Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.

by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”

by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023