Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

Texteroids

(noun): A hormone used to stimulate your texting prowess.

Twitter is Facebook on texteroids.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.

“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”

by Bendoug January 30, 2019

Texterciser

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.

The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.

by Pacergirl August 1, 2019

textex

The moment you break down and text your ex.

Friend: What are you doing up so late?
Me: just textex
Friend: Oh NO! Say you didn't
Me: Oh Wait...
Ex: Hey baby
Friend: Don't textex

by texsexpert December 12, 2019

textentions

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.

I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.

by kenbru April 6, 2021

Texten

Short, loves to watch cows eat, and can't get rid of his mullet.

"Hi I'm Texten" - Texten
"Shut the frick up short as midget" - Harold
"I like cow" - Texten

by Texten August 23, 2021