testostermonster

(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 29, 2011

Testerday

On the day after you take a large exam or test, that previous day is Testerday.

'Hey did you take that huge AP exam??' 'Yea bro! I just took it testerday!'

by Venvious June 6, 2018

Testies

A person or group of people who test a prototype design

The testies knew that the prototype parachute was going to be a massive success.

by Stewy_Testie1 January 19, 2022

Taste-tester

When a girl plays with herself and then sticks her pussyfingers in your mouth.

I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

it tastes like chicken

The response you get when you ask how (insert exotic meat) tastes like.

"Hey Rachel how does the alligator meat taste"

"It tastes like chicken"

by Skarchy May 4, 2020

Dude this tastes like what I'm eating

A way of expressing that something tastes like what it should

Skippy eats a pear flavored jellybean
Jellybean tastes like a pear

Skippy-dude this tastes like what I'm eating

by The Band Aid April 23, 2010

Cur Fles Testis?

Latin phrase which means "Why do you cry, witness?" but also means "Come in penis, testicle" when transliterated to Bulgarian.

Latin Teacher: Cur fles Testis??
Bulgarian student: But we barely know each other ma'am!

by Vizantieca November 1, 2010