Taster

One who indulges in alcohol/marijuana/drugs and the like only on occasion-- especially during social events. Tasters do not have as much experience as non-tasters with a given substance, since "tasting" is usually associated with gratifying oneself on a low-intensity level.

(During a toast at a formal fraternity event)
Nate: "Here's a special toast to all the tasters tonight! Let's live la vida loca!"

(During a standard college party)
Mitch: "Man, these tasters are really pissin' me off! They're wasting all our dank. Learn a little somethin' about courtesy and conservation before ya come strollin' through our pad, expecting a free pass, why don't ya?"

by Be The Epitome November 13, 2010

Texterbating

To text yourself

I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...

by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text

"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"

by Bookbanana February 4, 2016

butthole taster

1.One who partakes in the tasting of ones own or anothers anus. usually with a licking motion. see also rimjaw

2.insult. denoting that said person partakes in butthole tasting

1. sussie is a butthole taster

2. your breath stinks you butthole taster

by The big guy in the sky December 27, 2005

Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

Tessera

A wild and crazy person who is very ingenious and a straight faced comic but who also has trouble finding motivation out of day to day life.

That girl is such a Tessera! She's always off in her own world!

by OpheliaNeko March 10, 2010

dookie taster

one who partakes in the consumption of feaces

that dudes a dookie taster

by briggaz July 22, 2007