Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.

by x-777-x May 30, 2022

Teslap

Teslap is like “slug bug” but with Tesla. When you see a Tesla, you slap the nearest person and say the color. The person who says and/or slaps first is wins and they car cannot be called again.

If there are multiple people in the car, it can be fun to target one person if they are being an asshole. You can also play strictly with the people that are in your area in the car - for example, passenger and driver play together and the people in the back play, but people in the back seat cannot play with the driver or passenger. This is because the front seats can have an advantage of sight.

*Driver sees white Tesla* *Driver slaps passenger as hard or soft as they see fit* “White one!” Teslap!

by Rosietoes27 June 24, 2022

tesla

soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.

Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk

by saibo July 30, 2022

Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.

"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.

by Wbienek October 8, 2022

teslacunt

A Tesla owner who feels the need to tell everyone they drive a Tesla and are saving the planet

You know Tarquin, he's now a Teslacunt, and is telling everyone

by rossybee March 4, 2023

Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

Tehlani

Beautiful precious child , dark of hair with eyes that melt the heart of the hardest soul .

A true gift to the world and all that know her .

Sweet and kind , can heal with just a smile .

Protected by all around her just as all rare precious gems should be .

That diamond is almost as beautiful as Tehlani

by Aussiemeemaw April 3, 2023