tequira

A ghetto booty on a white boy.

Damn. I wanna smack Tequira.

by fa ra ra August 17, 2010

Tequila Popper

Tequila (Tijuana) Poppers are when they blow a whistle in your ear, and pour tequilla down your throat, putting thier hand over your mouth and shaking your head back and forth until it goes down.

When I went down to Tijuana for the weekend my friends ordered me a Tequila Popper. After that I couldn't piss straight for a month.

by MgRd May 31, 2004

tequalia

a super bout it who suck and fuck everybod.

tequalia sucked and fucked Eric,moe,eric c,christian,matthew,walner,michael,and lots more!!!!!!!!!!!

by Keianna February 28, 2004

taquito

Spanish for a small taco. Also a slang for a Mexican's micropenis.

I used to date a Mexican guy, his taquito was adorable!

by Earfox October 2, 2017

Tequila Sunrise

A lavatorial occurrence, when an improperly disposed turd leaves the characteristic sunrise colouring, as popularised by the cocktail of the same title.

Dude, have you seen trap 3? Steve's left a full on tequila sunrise!

by worldoflard May 1, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

When a person is eating a female out while on her period, manages to sneeze into her vagina splattering mucus and menstrual blood onto the bed sheets.

Dude I forgot to take my Zyrtec this morning and totally gave her a Tequila Sunrise when my allergies started acting up.

by Tris Chorres June 16, 2010

Tequila Mouth

Tequila Mouth is the taste you wake up with after a night of downing tequila shots. No only is Tequila Mouth unpleasant in it's taste, but Tequila Mouth also leaves your voice raspy.

Frank: " Dude, I have Tequila Mouth to the max."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."

by Frankietown September 23, 2010