Popular search term used on search engines, among wild boys seeking moments of pleasant masturbation in front of the computer screen.
Not to be confused with "teen sex" which is actually getting laid.
Not to be confused with "teen sex" which is actually getting laid.
by loxyria July 2, 2009
Get the teensex mug.(tEEn-age-jism) adj. In the three (3) years of Canadian Highschool and the four (4) years of American Highschool, there is a path, a way of life in which those who truly understand prevail beyong all measures. More common in males, this attitude, to say the least is to live for the moment. Every step, every day, every hour living Teenagism is never wasted. What you choose to do, what interests you, what mistakes you make and victories you succeed in, all fall into the path of your living. Nothing matters except what you put priority on, you function with out the fear of falling and live for the best moments. Teenagism itself is viewed differently by many people, but that is one the benefits of it. Teenagism bends for the person, the person does not bend for it. When following Teenagism, it surrounds you. Surrendering to the power of Teenagism lets you forget stress and worry, and is even scientifically proven to raise sexual prowess. Benefits are infinite should you choose to believe, and it's free to join! There are a few rules however, to follow Teenagism, one must be between the ages of 15 and 19, some exceptions based on maturity level can be made. To live teenagism, forget that others judge, live, and live. Most importantly, you must be crunk at minimum, bare minimum, two (2) or three (3) times a month. Ideally, between ten (10) and twenty (20) times.
Teenagism occurs in all these events.
Exs.
Ernie got drunk, fell down the stairs, got in a fight, had sex and woke up in India the next day.
Wallace spent his time writing emo poetry and telling people he cut himself.
Helga spent long nights with friends drink a cacao bean mix with close friends and two (2) cats.
Herald got so high each day, he usually only made it to 1 class a week and liked to spend time throwing rocks at cars.
Gertrude burnt down a Starbucks.
Exs.
Ernie got drunk, fell down the stairs, got in a fight, had sex and woke up in India the next day.
Wallace spent his time writing emo poetry and telling people he cut himself.
Helga spent long nights with friends drink a cacao bean mix with close friends and two (2) cats.
Herald got so high each day, he usually only made it to 1 class a week and liked to spend time throwing rocks at cars.
Gertrude burnt down a Starbucks.
by I am Drunk July 11, 2006
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An age group of people who are very misunderstood. They are young and just want to have fun and live their youth. Yes the make noise and say rude things but let's face it we were all teens once.
They are just crossing the path of becoming an adult and leaving childhood however this may leve some very confushed beacuse they have to be 'mature' yet they are too young yo vote and they have to 'enjoy their youth' yet they are to young to party hard.
They are just crossing the path of becoming an adult and leaving childhood however this may leve some very confushed beacuse they have to be 'mature' yet they are too young yo vote and they have to 'enjoy their youth' yet they are to young to party hard.
Adult 1 : " look at that group of teens up to no good over there"
Adult 2 : *hears the word 'teen' and automaticlly things sex loving drug adickted lazy alcoholics*
Adult 2 : *hears the word 'teen' and automaticlly things sex loving drug adickted lazy alcoholics*
by abcfefghi February 14, 2012
Get the Teens mug.a trio of "super heros" who swim in their neighbor carl's pool. often seen with the mooninites. frylock the leader of the group, has laser eyes and levitates. he is also a large container of french fries. master shake, the rebel of the group, think he is a genious. he also is a large milk shake. and finally meatwad. meatwad is the funny one of the group. meat wad has the ability to turn in to a hot dog shape or an igloo shape. meatwad happens to be a giant wad of meat.
by beastly_05 November 15, 2005
Get the aqua teens mug.A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.
God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."
by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007
Get the teenspeak mug.Cheesy, usually to describe any form of entertainment as being fecal material in a funny way, cheesy, and crappy.
Such as movies, books, songs, etc.
Such as movies, books, songs, etc.
Flanders: Man that movie was so Teenage Caveman
Nerdy Kid with bad grades: NO space meat 217 was the best since Spy Kids 2
Flanders: Ughh I think I'll head out to northhill bakery and listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel
Nerdy Kid with bad grades: NO space meat 217 was the best since Spy Kids 2
Flanders: Ughh I think I'll head out to northhill bakery and listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel
by lllarry February 4, 2010
Get the Teenage Caveman mug.Half of a shot of alcohol, usually ordered in pairs as a shot split in two. Used to give oneself the false impression they are not drinking all that much.
by whatdrink June 20, 2011
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