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Teenagism 

(tEEn-age-jism) adj. In the three (3) years of Canadian Highschool and the four (4) years of American Highschool, there is a path, a way of life in which those who truly understand prevail beyong all measures. More common in males, this attitude, to say the least is to live for the moment. Every step, every day, every hour living Teenagism is never wasted. What you choose to do, what interests you, what mistakes you make and victories you succeed in, all fall into the path of your living. Nothing matters except what you put priority on, you function with out the fear of falling and live for the best moments. Teenagism itself is viewed differently by many people, but that is one the benefits of it. Teenagism bends for the person, the person does not bend for it. When following Teenagism, it surrounds you. Surrendering to the power of Teenagism lets you forget stress and worry, and is even scientifically proven to raise sexual prowess. Benefits are infinite should you choose to believe, and it's free to join! There are a few rules however, to follow Teenagism, one must be between the ages of 15 and 19, some exceptions based on maturity level can be made. To live teenagism, forget that others judge, live, and live. Most importantly, you must be crunk at minimum, bare minimum, two (2) or three (3) times a month. Ideally, between ten (10) and twenty (20) times.
Teenagism occurs in all these events.
Exs.
Ernie got drunk, fell down the stairs, got in a fight, had sex and woke up in India the next day.
Wallace spent his time writing emo poetry and telling people he cut himself.
Helga spent long nights with friends drink a cacao bean mix with close friends and two (2) cats.
Herald got so high each day, he usually only made it to 1 class a week and liked to spend time throwing rocks at cars.
Gertrude burnt down a Starbucks.
Teenagism by I am Drunk July 11, 2006
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Teenagism 

a movement to destroy stereotypes about teenagers through community service and advocacy
Teenagism was a movement founded in 2010.
Teenagism by Teenacious October 18, 2010

teenagerism 

A group of teenagers that are going through a crises of wanting to be an adult,out own their own,or feelings of not being treated fairly. Teenagers may have random out burst.
The girls and boys are going through teenagerism, because they can't have it their way.

teenaging 

The act of refusing to grow up, acting like a teenager when you are actually a grown up. Can only be done by non-teenagers. Refusing responsibility and just doing whatever the fuck you feel like.
"Hey John what did you do today?"
- "Ate pizza, got stoned and played some X-Box. Basically just teenaging around."
teenaging by ConCosta October 7, 2014

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.
There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.
teenageism by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007
The inherent discrimination of teenagers by the rest of the population. Commonly assumed to be mentally deficient, whiney, ungrateful, lazy, and other negative traits. Often incited by the age old perception that has been passed down through generations. Can be immensely frustrating for a teenager, as they are often spoken to condescendingly or treated as an inevitable criminal.
Note that this is not limited to adults discriminating against said teenagers. Teenagers can discriminate among their own age group, or adolescents slightly younger/older.
Example of teenism:
Arbitrary and whiney comments and facebook posts including but not limited to:
-I swear this is the most screwed up generation
-Any sentance starting with "kids these days"
Also observed in general conversation.
Teenism by arbitrary pseudonym January 3, 2014

Teenagerism 

An act of discrimination against teenagers such as racism, sexism or general ageism.
Shop owner: only two teenagers in the shop at one time.
Teenager: Thats teenagerism!
Teenagerism by hannahTAD February 25, 2010
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