Tardsmack

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.

by Tiffany A December 29, 2007

Tardsitting

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'

Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"

by Erin O and Ivan K. March 6, 2009

Taras

just one word: hottie

Wow taras is hot like holy

by YourrrrMomyyyy November 19, 2019

Taras

A very annoying person that is strong, loving, and weird. Also he usally has a best friend that is named someething weird like kiyan. He is nice to be around and also he is a good friend to vent out on. Taras is a soft person that is Socially awakward.

Is that Taras over there it must me because he is buffesy one around.

by Oppppppppppp October 23, 2019

Tanus

The point where the left and right butt crease converge between the taint and anus.

After eating the booty like groceries, one would say a nice dessert is a lick of the tanus.

by Toasty_Ostey April 21, 2020

Taras

Just fucking sexy, big penis, blue eyes, dirty blond hair and very athletic

"Taras why is your penis that big"

Taras:"Its in the name's genetics"

by ThebigTaras October 21, 2020

Taris

A hot, tall man, that stays up late for his friends. He is also smart but kinda dead inside. Usually has a nice room.

Max: "Are you tired?"
Hannah: "Yeah, I pulled a Taris last night"

by JulianDerTeufel February 12, 2021