by Skeetonyourgrill July 8, 2016
Get the sticky tapemug. A type of medical tape administered for people who are diagnosed with a fake injury to give them a reason not to bitch about it anymore. This tape does nothing more than stick to the skin. It proves hard to remove for hairy individuals.
Joe: “Tom why did you stop erging?
Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”
Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”
by SuperLampDude May 6, 2019
Get the Placebo Tapemug. by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019
Get the Guard Tapemug. a mixtape featuring only snippets of a wide selection of songs that the artist has been working on; getting the songs to the audience so the people can decide what songs the artist should focus on
Hey Uncle Ray just dropped his snippet tape on SoundCloud let check it out and let him know what whole songs we want to hear.
by R3M December 27, 2018
Get the Snippet Tapemug. I know I already said it: but if some people who have tape can't be seen, that's because they aren't tape.
How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.
2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.
3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.
4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.
2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.
3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.
4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Tape Jefferymug. a internet meme created by YouTube user FlyingKitty involving a YTP of the flex tape commercial
basically flex tape but for sex.
this is the original video:
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basically flex tape but for sex.
this is the original video:
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by pluto_null February 23, 2020
Get the Fuck Tapemug. "DIGITAL TAPE" Is a neologism derived from the word mixtape but is specifically and primarily only available via the world wide web.
Tia: "what stores can I buy that mixtape at"?
Quan: " its a Digital Tape. Not a mixitape. A Digital Tape is only available online primarily. It's only found in stores after it is released online first. But normally digital tapes are only avail online".
Tia: okay I get it. Thanks...
Quan: " its a Digital Tape. Not a mixitape. A Digital Tape is only available online primarily. It's only found in stores after it is released online first. But normally digital tapes are only avail online".
Tia: okay I get it. Thanks...
by Smaknificent Beatz July 24, 2015
Get the digital tapemug.