take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

Take it with a grain of sugar

Unlike the original saying "Take it with a grain of salt", this term is used when you tell someone something heavy or harsh, but you want them to take it as nicely and sweetly as possible (which is where the sugar part comes in).

"Take it with a grain of sugar, but you look like you just rolled out of a grave"
"Take it with a grain of sugar, but your soufflé is terrible"

by NaterSquib September 8, 2023

Asoingboba takedown

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Jack Take

An opinion so bad about something it goes beyond an L take.

Will: yo, Jack said that battlefield 2042 is “fun”.
Frank: wow thats such a Jack Take.

by Semper-S3XY May 20, 2023

Pardon My Take

Just a couple of football guy's guys talking shop on a podcast.

Did you listen to pardon my take today pft took the over in the Titan Jaguars game because the wind blew through his hair today.

by Jobe210 February 6, 2019

how to take over the world

it is organized into four easy steps
1:TAKE IN A LOT OF MONEY
2:FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
3:MAKE AN ARMY
4:ATTACK!!!
all people will bow down to you if you follow the steps
btw if you have angry cats ,use them in the army cause they are so cute in little battle gear and they have deadly bites... :)

cat lord: mew meow meow(how to take over the world.).

cat army: MEOW!

by random porson September 27, 2019

i can take it

it means someone can take something; whether it's pain or big d*ck. blunt, but that's it.

for example: *someone doing hardcore pushups* "i can take it bro don't worry."
another example: *sees picture of hot person* "i can take it."

by c3rpze March 20, 2022