Twilight 

A famous book by Stephanie Meyer that has captured the hearts of many girls, and women alike. Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen are the main protagonists in this book. A complete waste of time if you enjoy reading books with much more meaning and descriptions and better writing style. Horrible.

"OMG! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!"
"NO! JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!!"
As both girls are screaming and crying and fighting over who is hotter than whom. I turn away from them and mutter, "How overrated."
"WHAT?"
"GET HER!!!! SHE INSULTED MY EDWARD"
"NO SHE DIDN'T. SHE INSULTED MY JACOB!!!"
"Good God! It's just a damn book called Twilight!" I shout as I start running for my life.

Twilight by brm_11 June 5, 2010

Twilight 

A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia

Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!

Twilight by Yemenwedge June 21, 2010

Twilight 

A depressed girl who cannot decide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.

Person1: ''She must be Twilight.''
Person2: ''Yeah, you can tell she's depressed.''
Person1: ''I wonder who's she's going to screw.''

Twilight by kikibourra101 July 14, 2010

Twilight 

A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.

Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

Twilight by Yaren51 August 18, 2010

Twilight 

A book serie written by Stephanie Meyer, which is about how a vampire and a werewolf fall in love with a human. Some people are huge fans of this serie, though there are also some who think its rubbish. They think all it is, is a story about some ugly chick who cant decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.

I hope its not like Twilight

Twilight by Emil Koerts September 11, 2010

Twilight 

Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.

"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...

Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."

Twilight by AxellDarkleigh June 3, 2011

Twilight 

The extremely shitty book and movie series made by Stephanie Meyers. For some reason, a shitload of teenage whores and faggots absolutely love Twilight, even though it's cliched, shallow, and about a girl falling in love with a stalker "vampire" who watches her when she sleeps and sparkles in sunlight. Also, the series is a disgrace to everyone who has ever written a book or made a movie about vampires and werewolves.

Twilight Fangirl/fag: AWMIGAWD EDWARD IS HAWT!!!!! I WANT HIM 2 ABUSE ME AND STALK ME AND KIL ME AND RAPE MI DED BODY!!!!

Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.

Twilight by a guy with common sense March 13, 2010