twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

by Evan Flory January 31, 2007

twat

The past tense of tweet.

"Did you see what I twat?"
"What's your Twitter username?"

by pingponggamer August 22, 2014

Twat

A wonderful compliment to a person.

"YOU ARE A TWAT YOU BEUTIFUL HUMAN!"

by Anonymous Shark :3 February 3, 2015

twat

A person that you hate

Diego is a twat

by bc_2000 April 8, 2015

Twat

Twat means a fat american that eats a lot of food and it also means a stupid ass bitch

Is that Aiden
Yea thats the twat

by Miko77 June 30, 2015

Twat

1) another definition for idiot
2)what Jesy Nelson calls Piers Morgan

Int: what do you think of Piers Moragn?
Jesy: oh! he's a twat!

by tellmeyoulovejerrie October 5, 2019

Twat

Probably the best way to describe me

"Your such a twat"

by Coke1114 September 3, 2019