by JaKobey05 September 29, 2019
Get the Tarplah mug.Da dictatorial a**h**e government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
by QuacksO January 30, 2020
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Get the Tarped mug.A person who believes that Imperial Russia and the Tsar were the best things to graze the Earth. Knows every lyric of God Save the Tsar and constantly sings Farewell of Slavianka whenever he gets in an argument with a communist; absolutely despises communism and anything that's against the Russian monarchy. Probably has his own crown and scepter; has a picture of Tsar Nicholas II and the black-yellow-white Russian tricolor flag on his wall. Hates Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Putin; allegedly has Romanov in his name and acts orthodox even though he's probably protestant or catholic.
John: Yo, have you heard about Terry? He says he changed his surname to Romanov
Nathan: Yeah, he turned into a Tsarboo, what a loser
Nathan: Yeah, he turned into a Tsarboo, what a loser
by HellmuthVonMucke August 10, 2020
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by bean13 September 21, 2020
Get the Tarp mug.A dangerous man, and he always has money in his pocket. If you see a man with the last name or first name Tsappas, stay out of his way.
by anonymous October 25, 2020
Get the tsappas mug.Using a tarp outdoors where 2 or more people get down and nasty with eachother. Usally done in a large group orgy where each individual or couple brings whatever they most fantisies smearing all over another person.
Yep, the ol' lady at the market pickin up supplies for tonights tarpin orgy. Think she grabbin some honey and eggs. She better not be thinkin shes shovin no egg up my ass.
by Outback Tarpin Queen October 17, 2020
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