Dropped a Truffle

Involuntary bowel movement when scared or startled

I was so scared I think I dropped a truffle

by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

A Truffle

Used to describe someone who is Pretty, Smart, Classy & kind. Contains substance/rich and is still delightfully manicured on the outside. Much like the chocolate truffle.

(Girl walks into room)
All other girls look at her with admiration & say: She is so perfect, she is such a truffle!

by Truff<3 September 15, 2010

cherry truffle butter

When you pull it out of her ass and put it in her pussy while she's on her period.

Lick my vag, nah guuurrrllll. You on yo puuurrrrid, you got dat cherry truffle butter doh.

by Datbuttholemasta February 28, 2015

fanny truffle

bits of dried shit left on a womens muff after she hasnt wiped her arse

you fanny truffle

by fergus February 1, 2004

Shuffle Truffle

A large person either a guy or a girl lift up thier shirt and either do a little shimmy or a jiggle, the result is a copious amounts of laughter from the receiving end, because the person doing it is pretty fat, and resembles a shaking jello like substance.

Fat man- (cheering)
Dude #1- "wow he looks like the fat guy from subway"
Dude #2- "yeah he's really pulling off a good Shuffle Truffle"
(Both laugh there asses off)

by jewhater 45 March 13, 2009

Monkey Truffle

After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.

Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.

On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!

Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.

Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.

by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009