Rap Tourette's

The condition of any aspect of life--events, words someone said, something you read, even nothing at all, who needs a reason?--calls up lines from rap songs. Takes you to a happy place more often than not.

Thanks to rapper Jean Grae for inspiring this definition. See first example below quoted by her on a certain social networking site:

"....and I can't even think of the word "blizzard", without saying- "what is it? A blizzard?" Rap tourette's."

Dowg, stop with the Tupac quotes for everything, old rap tourette's havin' *ss n*gga...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

Stourettes

Stourettes syndrome is related to tourettes but it is characterized by the telling of inappropriate stories at inappropriate times. Touretts is a single inappropriate vocalization where Stourettes is an entire story that is told at a time that will embarrass and/or disturb the listener.

My girlfriend Stourettes flared up at my grandma's 80th birthday as she told them of her story of her explosive diarrhea , running out of toilet paper and having to use both her socks to wipe.

by Rick J Nasty September 11, 2011

Le Petit Tourette

Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!

Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!

by A7X forever August 29, 2010

tourette's guy

A world famous Tourettes sufferer who has his own website. He has been featured in an MTV commercial, quoted on Conan O'Brien and honoured by Marilyn Manson and his crew.

The guy who wrote the first definition here used to go by the name Suebee Stalker. He was a former Admin on the TG forums, and was banned from the site for attempting to erase the forums. He's just jealous that TG is more popular than he is.

"We started watching a website called tourette's guy. I don’t really care if he really has tourette's. I personally think he sounds like me when I get drunk, because I say some very obscene and strange things that don’t make any sense." - as quoted recently in an interview with Marilyn Manson

by Big admin February 4, 2008

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's

When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting.

Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away*
Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!"

by Remlap1223 April 12, 2010

Tourette's by proxy

A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.

Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.

by scarramanga April 6, 2009