Definitions by scarramanga

Berocca shock

The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.

'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'

Berocca shock by scarramanga October 6, 2009

Tourette's by proxy 

A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.

Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.

Tourette's by proxy by scarramanga April 6, 2009