Tuba

Another term for "faggot"- derived from the Tourettes Guy quote "who's the faggot with a Tuba". Used as an insult. Also subs for dork, douchebag, homo, loser, etc.

Check out that guy in the Tap Out shirt. What a tuba.

by M1g1t November 7, 2010

tuba

A very big low brass instrument that is fucked by guys with GIANT dicks; also a instrument that a fat guy named Robbie rules.

The black guys got caught taking turns fucking the tuba during lunch break.

by Holden Smith December 3, 2006

Tuba Stank

When you getting yo nutts licked and you just fart in that bitches face...she be like damn...Tuba be Stankin'

I was getting sucked off by this one bitch right (friend responds "yeah") and I totally had just eaten some Taco bell right ( friend again responds "yeah") and I just farted in her face man. (The two of us simultaneously yell out TUBA STANK, high five and went immediately to sleep).

by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

tubalube

It is a state of mind when you reach silly insanity.

"I've had a tubalube time blocking all these frozen foods when they come crashing on me."

by Jessica August 19, 2004

tuba

another word for cocaine

see yeyo

i'm all skiied up on tuba!

by Beef October 14, 2003

Corrido tumbado

It’s like a Corrido but lying down

Did you heard “Porte exuberante” it’s a corrido tumbado

by Britodito October 14, 2021

Tuba

Slang for someone who can go blow it out of their ass. There are in fact, three levels of tuba
Trumpet- only a tuba sometimes
Tuba- common name

Sousaphone- Biggest asshole you could meet. Much like my friend's ex

"He played me like a violin"
"Well next time you see him, play him like a tuba and tell him to blow it out his ass"
"Stop talking to that Sousaphone!"

by ZephWinds October 5, 2011