Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.

My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom

by Fudgerlicker October 16, 2016

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.

Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁

by Opidogg May 13, 2023

Tissue Man

A man that uses tissues when pleasuring himself, but fails to properly dispose of them. Their dwelling is often littered with used tissues, resulting in an unpleasant and often sticky enviroment.

Well I see the tissue man was here, the place looks like it snowed indoors!

by Uncle Trappy April 9, 2025

Tissues

Tissues is a thing you use for many thing like wiping your ass or stuffing your walls to get attention or used normally like normal humans like your nose we all know what you do just stop please don't use them on your walls silly

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me "#Kleenex #StopwastingTissue #Youknowwhoyouare #SaveTrees

by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017

Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!

by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021