There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.
Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
by Founding Father November 11, 2012
Get the hat tippingmug. A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach
by Winnie The Shit November 8, 2003
Get the Q-tipmug. When a tip drips with precum making it sticky.... Tip Sticky. Tip Sticky is also a group of people. We live by the ideals of making tips sticky and having sticky tips. TIP STICKY NATION.
by tipsticky#3362 April 12, 2021
Get the Tip Stickymug. A Bullet in which the tip is hollow, mostly used for killing, because on impact the hollow tip makes the bullet spread like shrapnal to insure maximum dammage.
by L Robb April 1, 2007
Get the Hollow Tipmug. by Balla that Hollas September 13, 2012
Get the Frosted Tipsmug. Zipping the zipper abruptly causing the zipper to nip the tip of the head of the penis. Also known as a bathroom circumcision or bedroom circumcision. Verb: Zip the tip.
While masterbating, Aaron's mother walked in and he tried to quickly cover up. Unfortunately; he accidentally zipped the tip, then his mother asked why he was crying.
by littler0 January 13, 2009
Get the Zipped The Tipmug. Specifically, it's a tip left on the closed lid of your hotel room toilet that you have thoroughly clogged and left for the maid to clean up. In a broader usage, it's appropriate to use the term to describe any tip given to someone dealing with the dirty, smelly aftermath of your poop.
"I took such a big shit in my hotel room this morning I clogged the toilet and had to leave a poop tip for the maid." (Specific usage)
"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)
"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)
by Cous Cous June 7, 2009
Get the Poop Tipmug.