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shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.
OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010
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Threadsterbating

When a person posts a status on Facebook and then post multiple comments below their own status, thereby, having a thread with themselves.
Dude, I logged into Facebook yesterday and my newsfeed was clogged with my friend threadsterbating. I felt like I had walked in on something dirty.
by Sefirox November 23, 2011
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Threadstick

NOUN - An ocurrance whereby you find yourself STUCK to an EMAIL thread that clearly doesn't involve you. No matter how many times you try you just can't seem to get yourself removed.
Dear Harriet, can you please make your way down to the Home Depot, ask for Sammy in the Hand Tools dept and locate a Crow Bar to PRY MY SORRY ASS off this Email Thread. This Threadstick clearly doesn't involve me.
by JSP2 June 18, 2020
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Threadshit

Threadshitting is belittling the topic or the people discussing it on a message board. It typically takes the form of a dismissive comment, like “Who cares?” or “This is stupid!” or similar. The implication of the threadshitter is that discussion of such a topic is beneath them, and should be beneath everybody else.
Once again, Whack-a-Mole was being a complete dick and threadshit on what should have been a fun thread.
by Ice_Burn December 31, 2020
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threadlocked

a message board moderator who locks a thread on a specfic topic
there was this awesome topic on this message board but it looks like a moderator threadlocked it.
by lupinechaos August 17, 2008
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threadvirus

When someone misunderstands a comment on a thread, then wrongly reprimands the posters, who in turn try to clarify, yet the problem persists infecting many of the thread’s later comments. This person typically tends to do this regularly.
“Cleo just started another threadvirus, she does that all the time. I wish she would get a clue.”

“I wish people would look up what they don‘t understand, before they start another threadvirus with their ignorance.”

“Try a Google search, and stop starting a threadvirus!”
by Multidisciplinary TKBL January 11, 2009
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threadlich

When someone posts in a thread on an online forum, long after the thread has died, hence being a "lich" and bringing the thread back from the dead.
That thread's last post was 3 months ago... threadlich strikes again!
by all-the-names-are-taken August 19, 2009
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