Texas Handshake

The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!

Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!

Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?

by asiandong April 18, 2016

Burnside Handshake

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??

by AHitler July 15, 2007

Dundee Handshake

A forward way of checking someone's sex during an introduction. This particular handshake occurs with the other person's groin region. See movie 'Crocodile Dundee'.

Brad is so drunk he'd bang anything that passes the dundee handshake test.

by JonnyNoDrama07 May 12, 2009

Marcy handshake

When you diddle a man's grapes with the tips of your fingers in a rhythmic motion - usually while a "deedle deedle deedle" noise occurs in the background.

Dude, I got this chick wasted at the bar and she totally gave me a Marcy handshake in the handicapped stall of the mens room!

by Dawn Keedic July 25, 2009

samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.

When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

by acm210001 May 6, 2010

Hamilton Handshake

Breaking a bottle (usually in a bar fight) and stabbing somebody with the jagged ends.

Named after the crappy, industrial city in Ontario.

I went to the bar for a beer but instead, I ended up getting a Hamilton Handshake.

by zippypete April 21, 2009

Spit Handshake

The act of spitting on your hand before a handshake. Only to be used for the most sacred of handshakes.

Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake

by JimmyNineBalls June 9, 2014