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Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022
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fairy mummies

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies
by dnddemigod January 14, 2015
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Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025
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Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!
by Honeydog November 4, 2014
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Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017
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Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life
Why would you search Mummy harderrrr
by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022
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