when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
by Honeydog November 4, 2014

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022
