Kim Kardashian

The most plastic woman you'll ever meet.
Student: I have a question!
Teacher: What is it?
Student: If Kim Kardashian drowned, would it be plastic pollution?
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The Kardashian effect

It's when someone complains about how hard they have it, not to get OR take the help offered, but just simply because they want to get attention and create drama to show how hard they think they think they have it.

Especially useful on social media
Example: I’m stuck on the freeway car broken down, no one for miles, kids screaming in the back seat, my eldest has a disability and doesn’t understand and I have no mobile service but it dropped in enough to post this 😰

Response: Help offered by multiple people all turned down with the ‘ill solider on’, it’ll be ok’ or ‘this is my life I’m used to it’. And yet they can keep responding to said posts/texts. Oh, your suffering from the kardashian effect!
by Hsrat28 September 23, 2018
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Kardashian lesbian

a female who favors the same sex but is unable to engage in handiwork, often through choice. often considered to fail as a lesbian.
She is such a kardashian lesbian, she wouldn't hang that bookshelf herself.
by WearyWarrior March 22, 2013
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Kardashians

Bitch, don't mess with the Kardashians their big booty will kick u into the sun
RANDOM PERSON: OMG I SEE THE KARDASHIANS
RANDOM GIRL: OMG RUN
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a concept or initiative meant to embrace the mentality of an individual living in a social climate where the Kardashian obsession is no longer a phenomenon but the influence of the family's best qualities are apparent

a paradigm shift where the collective attention focused on the family is redirected onto us, permitting us a uniquely large shared head space to be filled with our sincerest personal stories in ways that popular culture contrives and deprives us of

re-appropriating the kardashian brand as a means of queering the platform and shedding visibility on less privileged identities
Friend 1: Did you see the final part of the Bruce interview last night?
Friend 2: Naw, but did you see another trans woman of color was brutally murdered for no reason again last night?
Friend 1: woah, i hadn't heard, that's pretty post-kardashian

Friend A: Are you a member of the facebook group /inb4/?
Friend B: the one where all the queer underground DIY netkids, artists, musicians n creatives share selfies celebrating their taboo?
Friend A: yah that one
Friend B: word i am, hella post-kardashian millenials in there
by littleprincest May 26, 2015
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Kardashian

A girl who wears so much makeup and plastic their genetically related to barbie
Uh look its that kardashian
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