“The Briefcase App” is a term coined and popularized by creator and marketer Jayde I. Powell. It is a humorous nickname for the professional networking site LinkedIn. Jayde first used the term on X (formerly known as Twitter) in 2022 and has since used it in her content across social media and beyond.
by purple haired hottie May 24, 2024
Get the The Briefcase Appmug. One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
Get the weather app warriormug. *In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017
Get the scone app the feetmug. It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
by fedewolfie December 10, 2016
Get the bon app-a-queefmug. “ - Are you still shopping in the Klarna app?”
“ - Stop bothering me Tyler, I’m basically spending to save.”
“ - Stop bothering me Tyler, I’m basically spending to save.”
by VON_Schlippenbach June 16, 2020
Get the Klarna appmug. "App am uitat să iți aduc caietul."
by Chocolateholic November 21, 2021
Get the appmug. A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
Get the zombie appmug.