Smoodge 

(Noun) The area in which one keeps its paraphernalia while smoking marijuana.

And/or

(Noun) One's collectionof marijuana paraphernalia brought out each time one smokes.

"You messed up my smoodge when you sat down!"

"Go grab the smoodge beforenwe sit down to watch Face Off."

Smoodge by smileitsalexz September 1, 2013

sloodge

A massive cock that is inserted into a plastic bag

Suck my sloodge

sloodge by Geegee123456789 August 9, 2016

Snoodle 

An amazing person who has taken a liking to noodles

Snoodle is amazing, he couldn't actually be any better. Also, he loves snugget

Snoodle by SnoodleH June 1, 2020

Yarl's Wood 

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.

I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.

Yarl's Wood by Bitumen June 14, 2016

smoodge 

when you tongue someones bum and then, with poo on lips, proceed to kiss your partner

Kyle smoodged you.
Kyle gave you some smoodge.
Kyle is a smoodge.
Kyle is the smoodge.

smoodge by tracknumberseven January 23, 2009

Snoodles 

Cocaine

Lets get some snoodles tonight?

Snoodles by spicoli4420 February 15, 2009

snoodling 

when a woman chews on a mans foreskin and penetrates it with her tongue

"first she sucked on my balls and then she stuck a finger in my ass and started snoodling me."

snoodling by Riverat December 9, 2008