smipt

Synonym (read: typo) for stupid.

<DrFruitcake> What a smipt program
<DrFruitcake> Err
<DrFruitcake> Stupid*

by Dr Fruitcake July 27, 2004

Taylor Swifted

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.

Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.

by P.ConsuelaBananahammock September 15, 2009

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

by mr.timmah December 13, 2012

swiftboat

to distort history for political purposes, especially in a vicious personal attack

The upcoming ABC documentary 'The Path to 9/11' is expected to swiftboat the Clinton administration, accusing it of ignoring the terrorist threat.

by JwW September 7, 2006

Swiftboated

exposure of a false hero by people who are fimiliar with claimed heroic acts

John claimed to have saved a life in the local tragic fire. However, after noting that John was aat the time, actually in a bar 20 miles away by the bartender, John was Swiftboated by several other people the entire week following the fictitious claim.

by Mike52 Fleming October 28, 2006

Taylor Swift

Okay singer. She does write all her own songs, but they are mostly about the same thing. She has a nice voice. All her songs are catergorized as country but are really pop. I don't know why are these people are saying she's a good role model because all she does is sing about guys. She is nice and funny. A lot of idiotic girls now hate her because she dates Taylor Lautner. I don't think she's deserved as many awards as she's gotten, but she is a good person.

Have you heard the song Love Story by Taylor Swift?
Yeah, it's pretty good. But definately not country.

by janebtrox February 3, 2010

Taylor Swift

An okay singer, most famous for her songs, "Tim McGraw", "Our Song", and "Teardrops On My Guitar". She writes mostly about how much she hates her exboyfriends, how in love she is with guys who don't like her back, and just boys and love in general. Writes all her own songs, which is why most people like her. Most people call her music "country", but it's not. It's more pop with a really small country touch, better defined as "country-pop". But it's actually more pop than country. Her voice is okay on professional recordings, but she really sucks live, which is the hard truth. Dated Joe Jonas for like 2 minutes, but was then he cheated on her with Camilla Belle and dumped her (Taylor Swift) in a 27-second phone call. Pretty man-whorish of him, but it didn't do her good-girl reputation much good to have such a publicized break up.

Lissa-Hey, did you get the new Taylor Swift CD?
Sarita-Yeah, it's okay.
Lissa-OKAY? It's fuckin AMAZING!
Sarita-Mmm...she's really just okay. I mean she writes all her own songs, which is cool, but her voice kinda sucks.
Lissa-No it doesn't! I wish I could sing like her.
Sarita-Whatever. She's only famous because she's pretty. And a good lyricist. But that's pretty much it.

by A:) April 18, 2009