silf

Sister I'd Like To Fuck

I was like hey wargo, he goes what do you want, I said besides your sister and then he threw a sandwich at me in disgust

by Ruben Mothballs June 15, 2003

stilf

student teacher id like to fuck

Wing nutz

by R G October 13, 2003

Silf

A silf is a "sister i'd like to fuck". it is the same idea as a milf. Silfs are usually absolutely georgous, sexy, irresistable, and extremely flirty

Guy 1: "Dude you have to meet my sister Alie, she's a total silf"

by alwaysaladybug February 22, 2011

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011

Taylor Swift

A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing shitty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking shit on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.

Girl: "Don't break up with me or I'll go Taylor Swift on you."
Boy: *shudders*

by noneya ;D December 30, 2010

Taylor Swift

The Beautiful 22 year old woman who has won countless awards, has the very best fans in the world, and ends up on forbes list. she has a lot of talent behind a guitar and sings like an angel. her blonde hair and blue eyes were clearly a gift to mankind by god himself, and is the most beautiful and amazing person to walk this earth.

Guy 1: hey man did you hear that one song "Sparks Fly" by Taylor Swift?
Guy 2: yeahh man that song is Awesome almost better then her song "Speak Now"
Guy 3: you guys talking about that beautiful woman named Taylor Swift?
Guy 1&2: ofcourse!!
Guy 3: i love her!

by eTaylor Swift's Biggest fan!!! January 10, 2012

Taylor Swift

To tell your friends you are going to hang out somewhere while going to said location and joining in a two man jerk circle.

"I guess Droopy left to go and have a Taylor Swift."

by Naggrodamus Blackhoof June 4, 2009