Shifter

A shifter is a person who suddenly changes the vibe of a conversation or place. The shift can be dimensional on different levels.

Usually shifters are obvious to spot, but sometimes there can be some lowkey shifters.

Kash: yo booth is on another level with biology
Jafe: IM SHIFTY I LOVE JCOLE
Everyone: bro ur a shifter

by Kash money man March 1, 2023

Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023

Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023

Swiftes

A new derogatory term given to the kansas city chiefs team and fans after patrick mahomes got together with tayor swift

Swiftes fan: Oh yeah patrick mahomes is the best qb ever!
Anybody else: Fucking swifties man.

by NotTheRealShady February 4, 2024

Swifted

To have a public event completely blown up or overshadowed due to the presence of Taylor Swift and her devoted Swifties.

Even though the Broncos have a bad record, looks like tonight’s game will be Swifted if Kelci plays.

Ticketmaster was totes Swifted cuz … Eras. (See Swiftie speak)

by Winona Nelson October 12, 2023

Swiftards

Swiftards AKA Swifties are mentally retarded subhuman skanks who retardedly worship some talentless whore with cheap plastic surgeries known as Taylor Swift and she doesn’t even know their worthless meaningless existence. They are such a retarded hive mind that these putrid cunts will autistically screech at you if you don’t worship the ground that autotune-using cumrag walks on and fucking mongoloids are overwhelmingly prone to doing whatever they are told is currently fashionable/trendy by their beloved soulless whore.

Swiftards lack an inner voice and are unaware that they are NPCs, and are ultimately superficial. They are hardwired to their predetermined script, with limited ability to make incremental improvements but unable to fundamentally reprogram themselves. When confronted with off-script ideas or situations, they react negatively and exhibit hive mind behavior. Swiftards tend to follow the crowd by default and believe their actions are organic and spontaneous, although they behave like drones executing predetermined subroutines. They can be at odds with each other if their coding puts them in different factions. They are easily programmable and discarded.

by KYS_Swiftards November 20, 2023

swifferlesser

a dumb person that like taytay

You swifferlesser

by johnythan gilberto November 30, 2023