swarge

an arse raper of logic

someone is defying the exsistence of gravity and you shout at them to stop being a swarge

eg Joel stop being a swarge

by Andrew Caelli January 3, 2006

sward

Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?

Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.

by C. Erhardt November 22, 2007

swartwood

complete loser or stalker.

That guy with the hood has been staring at me all night. What a swartwood.

by G-man guy June 2, 2005

swart

The devastating combination of passing gas whilst one is excessively sweaty. A prime example of a person displaying this behavior would be the ever klassy Brandon Davis, as I'm sure in all his alcohol induced obnoxiousness and sweatiness he passes some mean farts.

While I was on the treadmill today, my bean burrito kicked in something vicious and I swarted so loud the entire gym heard it!

by Chachigirl June 29, 2006

Swartoid

You are brown.

Hey Timmy if the swartoids are always poor and come here for money why are they so fat?

by KEKLER December 2, 2021

Alien Swarm Rage

Noun - A type of severe anger that is specificly brought about by stupid noobs who can't play Alien Swarm right who often die or TK, bring the wrong equipment, make major tactical errors, or just get lost all the time.

Person 1: "Those flame thrower toting idiots with us couldn't flame their way out of a paper bag!"
Person 2: "Let the Swarm Rage go man, they're new to the game!"

by Anosola August 30, 2005

Daddy's War Medicine

Cheap whiskey. Veterans with PTSD asking their children to get them more to drink.

Lance Jr, go get me another bottle of Daddy's War Medicine!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!!!

by Errol Z November 18, 2009