susanville

the runner up to the most ghetto town ever

ROGER: which is better? 2pac or 50 cent?
TOM: 50 cent of course he be from compton, 2pac be a susanville child

by cum{}dumpster December 13, 2010

Susan

Susan is a woman who really likes dogs and other women. She probably wears orange a lot, and won’t hesitate to throat-punch you if you irritate her. Oddly enough, she is liked by almost everyone.

Oh my god, look; that woman just throat-punched a small child! She’s such a Susan.

by Hawkclaw August 1, 2019

The Susan Boyle Effect

When something terrible surprises you when it turns out to be mediocre, thereby juxtaposing the aforementioned terrible something making it appear brilliant.

Susan Boyle is a fugly man-woman. Her singing voice, however, is very average. Because she is so damn ugly, this surprised everyone into thinking her singing voice was angelic. It isn't.

Steve: The Wizard of Oz was a great film...

James: No it isn't. It just appears that way because it was made in a period when all other films were in black and white.

Steve: Aah, the Susan Boyle Effect!

by Acoustic JB October 9, 2009

Susanne

This woman is an extremist. Control freak. Clean freak. Makes mountains out of mole hills. rarely answers your calls.. Would do anything for her children. Refuses to cut the cord. Tends to cuss ALOT. Loves coffee and cigarettes. Complains of her mother's actions, yet is blinded by her own actions that sometimesss..reflect her mother's.. her laughs can cause seizures to one's ears..yet is hilarious sometimes.. judgemental and refuses to be judged. Means well. Loves hard. Allregic to things yet loves those things.. No man can handle her needs because she won't settle for anything less than expected. Amazing. Beautiful singer.. always finds a way. DONT mess with her things, friends, or family... dont knock on her door and stand there.. she aint coming to the door and Hiding behind the Blinds for a reason.. sometimes always misunderstood... strong.. independent..Fierce.. will not leave the house if not made up and showered.. Anyone who has a Susanne in their life cant let her go because you love her and she loves you no matter what.

Who wants all the kids at their house? " definitely not my house, they will touch my shit" says Susanne "Twos the max" added Susanne

"Susanne does not drive when its windy".

"Susanne missed your call... Susanne purposely watched as she missed your call.

Mess with her kids.. Susanne will fuck you up.

by UglyBeautifulTruth December 21, 2016

Susan B. Anthony

a sexual act in which a man humps a woman's leg while his penis is in an erect state while wearing clothes; dry humping of the leg; to perform such an act; sometimes abbreviated as SBA.

"The date was going okay until we started making out and he totally Susan B. Anthonied me!"

"If I never get another Susan B. Anthony it will be too soon!"

by Megan Reid July 31, 2006

Susanna Hoffs

A member of the 80s American pop-rock band The Bangles. She grew up with '60s music and incorporated that '60s sound in The Bangles' music, especially on their 1984 debut album All Over the Place. After the commercial success of The Bangles' second studio album Different Light, the media singled her out as the lead singer even though singing duties on the band's albums were evenly divided among the band's members.

After the release of The Bangles' third studio album Everything, the band split due to friction among the band members caused by Susanna Hoffs being viewed as the lead singer. Susanna went on to release two solo studio albums, When You're a Boy and Susanna Hoffs.

Tim - Who's your favorite member of The Bangles?
La'akea - Susanna Hoffs.

by ...EyeSock... July 15, 2020

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021