The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.
Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.
by farmer01631 July 8, 2012
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Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!
by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006
Get the Ronald McDonald surprise mug.A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.
by B.Malones February 9, 2008
Get the Surprise Birthday Party mug.Popularized by Tosh.0. The act in which you randomly perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim. When one does this, they are to yell "TRUST FALL!" before falling. See who catches you and love the people who do!
Ron: So all you have to do is subtract the-
Craig: TRUST FALL!
*Craig falls backwards straight to the ground.
Ron: Did you just 'surprise trust fall' me?
Craig: I can never trust you again, man.
Craig: TRUST FALL!
*Craig falls backwards straight to the ground.
Ron: Did you just 'surprise trust fall' me?
Craig: I can never trust you again, man.
by imdown June 28, 2010
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(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
Bob : How was your night with Emma man?
Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise
Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise
by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009
Get the barbers surprise mug.The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.
Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!
by YAWA July 21, 2018
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