table surf

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.
Matt: Fine, whatever.

by Andrew space October 7, 2006

BBW surf

basically you find the biggest woman around, and when you guys are in bed or whatever, you get on her back and pretend like you're surfing

Dude lets find some fat chicks, I wanna BBW surf.

by Rooster29 April 6, 2007

Hilux Surf

The best 3 litre 4x4 on the market, some other names include but are not limited to “Nissan Recovery Vehicles” and “rusty hunks of shit”

Out of all the blokes who drive 4x4’s the ones that drive Surfs are usually the best looking and have the largest cocks.

girl: Fuck me is that a Hilux Surf? I bet he has a massive cock

by herbhunter69 November 20, 2019

Charlie Don't Surf

A term used by skateboarders when breaking entry into private property in order to skateboard appropriate terrane without permission. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “Charlie don't surf!” A way of saying “I don't care about the risks, there's no way I'm not riding that!”

"Look at that handrail! But there's a padlock on the fence and a 'beware of the dogs' sign... Charlie Don't Surf!"

by Roddy McTawdry June 26, 2019

Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011

SUBWAY SURF

Two men after anal sex will preform a subway surf. A subway surf is when one man will lay on his stomouch while the other will stand on his back with his foot inside of his anus.

Tony and Jim just got done doing a Subway Surf, so Tonys butt is sore.

by gaypornlover69 December 19, 2022

ball surf

When you're sitting on the toilet after a mega dump and you reach back for a courtesy flush. All of a sudden you feel your nads surfing right before the toilet overflows and floods your socks. Not a good feeling and one that's best avoided.

Instead of flushing, the toilet gave me a ball surf.

by Joe Guru January 11, 2017