simalian

a hard person usually very poor and who ruins parties etc

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by kadri March 30, 2003

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.

— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.

by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018

Sumaiyra

She is the best person you’ll ever meet, She is funny nice and very techinacal. She gets bullied but she has thick skin so it’s never a problem even though she doesn’t have anymore tears she is very smart and funny she is in advanced academics and she is smarter then you in every single way physically and mentally. it will be hard to find her because she doesn’t like pictures and she doesn’t like the cameras so if you have a camera near her YOU BETTER BACK but she is great to have as a best friend even though she isn’t as responsible as she should be🙄. ANYWAY I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME AND THAT HOW ITS GONNA BE!

Sumaiyra is my best friend and I don’t want to lose her

by Shshshdccf July 13, 2018

Scumalichous steve

a breakfast only served with the Dergjini family a traditonsolal dish that everyone loves that never runs out its too good to be true go purchase some at your local store today it is black and white with cheeks and is served with nachos.

girl: have you tried "Scumalichous steve"

girl 2: no
girl: Go eat it now!!!!!!!

by fat like a bat November 17, 2018