Shlit

shit; a way to not say shit but still say shit

SHLIT! Forgot my keys in the house.

by rawr625 November 10, 2014

piss slit

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

piss-slit

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.

I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

slit pit

made in reference to the female genitalia, emphisising the depth of the vagina.

She asked me to drop it in her slit pit and make it hurt.

by dwor October 24, 2005

Slitbag

When someone has passed the point being just a bag of sluts, and a bag of skits. They're called, bag of slits, or SLITBAG.
(Bag of slits can also be considered a bag of razors.)

Also, a funny typo in the word SLUTBAG being that "I" and "U" are together

Person: YOU SLITBAG!
Girl: -SOB-

by Cattie Mc Dee. April 10, 2010

Shlit

A state of perfect intoxication, that comes around ounce every 12 moons. When you get so belligerently drunk, that you have the night of your life, constantly need 1-3 people accompanying you when you want to move, yet never feel like vomiting. This word is derived from two other English words: Shitfaced , and Lit , combining the words, and their definitions.

You on your birthday: "Man, I got so Shlit last night; the boys surprised me with a kegger on top of the towns water tower. I met Neil Patrick Harris, drank an entire keg, fell off the water tower, and then I woke up with the triplets from my Psych class"

Your bro: "Yep, that's pretty Shlit".

by Cow-Town July 23, 2016

slitting wrists

What I got introduce for doing in the school bathroom.

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.

by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019