Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

by nolandc September 12, 2019

California Subway

When a woman/ man is performing oral sex on a man and while they Deep Throat they stick their tongue out so they can lick the man’s testicles at the same time.

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the new pic that leaked on to the internet of Adam Lambert doing the California Subway on Boy George?

by Urban Dragon May 22, 2009

Boston Subway

A sexual act whereby a piece of fecal matter (poo) is laid directly over the entrance to the vagina; subsequently it is pushed forcibly into the vagina by the penis of the male.

Her pussy stank like shit after the boston subway I gave her. P.S. don't think I'll be going there again.

by firthy24 June 7, 2009

A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich

Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017

Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch

A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.

Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”

Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”

by NotNotToday September 13, 2020

Singapore Subway

When you stick a pvc pipe down a girls ass and run micro-machines down it

I saw a deek in my front yard so i took a Singapore Subway to his ass.

by [e]SniperWolf May 25, 2003