sprunk

verb meaning approximately screwed, any unpleasant action
past tense: sprunk'd
origin: a Klein High School math teacher's name

student 1:"how did that unfurry calculus test go?"
student 2:"oh, i sprunk'd up on that."
or
"that class is sprunking my GPA"

by ichelleo December 28, 2003

strank

Strange and stanky

Your momma strank.

by Ginger Vitis May 5, 2003

Struck by lightning

When a gay man sets a drink in front of you, as a proposition for sex.

Kyle was sitting at the bar alone, when Fred dropped a pink Cosmo in front if him, Kyle was struck by lightning!

by Duztin May 20, 2013

Sprunk

Caused by the effect of drinking but occurs when you drink so much that your beyond drunk but not spastic.

"Davo, had been out drinking all day and by 9pm fuck he was sprunk and by midnight he was spastic"

by Davros01 December 17, 2008

Strung Tight

A way for a dude to say he's horny without being direct

Guy 1: Yo I keep getting touched in my crotch by this girl.
Guy 2: Wow, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, I've been strung tight all week!

by The biggest trash can you know August 23, 2016

cunt-struck

Madly in love

I was immediately and overwhelmingly cunt-struck at first sight of her.

by RFazio September 29, 2022

scrunk

scholarly while drunk.

1. the scrunk class of 2008. DON'T HATE! ;)

2. man i was so scrunk last night.

3. i totally passed that test while i was scrunk!

4. DAMN, that girl last night was fucking scrunkkkk.

5. i was past wasted last night, i was fucking scruuuuunk.

by Sarah, Taylor, & Danielle August 19, 2007