Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is such a scrump!

by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

strumpy-humpy

An antiquated term referring to sexual relations or intercourse, similar to hanky-panky.

Forsooth, I hath engaged in too much strumpy-humpy and contracted a dreadful case of gonorrhea.

by Crude Basket July 10, 2022

scrumpdidiliumtious

really really really really really really yummy.

"This Norbit gum is scrumpdidiliumtious!"

by Franjessica January 1, 2008

Scrumpable

Pronunciation: \ˈskrəm(p)-ə-bəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: conjoining of delectable and scrumptious.
— scrump·a·bil·i·ty \-ˈbi-lə-tē\ noun
— scrump·a·bly \-blē\ adverb

"that girl may work for me, but she is scrumpably kissable"

"when she melts, she is incredibly scrumpable"

by mynameisalsomonkey September 11, 2009

Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012